Guild Beta has always been perceived as somewhat of a mythical entity within the WAR community, much like the noble Sasquatch or Tom Cruise's heterosexuality. It was nearly a year ago that we at Idiot Savant received a highly coveted invitation to Warhammer Online: The Age of Reckoning's Guild Beta phase. For almost a year we waited, nearly driven insane by the intoxicating siren song of a beta that was always "just around the corner" according to the dark overlords at EA Mythic. However, just as things were beginning to look their darkest with the announcement of massive content cuts a light in the form of the one and only legendary Guild Beta shone upon the WAR community. Guild Beta officially started last week, which implies that this news post is a bit belated. This delayed announcement can be attributed to yours truly pounding into WAR beta full force with as much volition as a white businessmen having his way with a Taiwanese whore on holiday. It is also extremely important to mention that we are no longer accepting applicants who do not have access to WAR beta. If you feel compelled to join our merciless troupe of e-vikings, but lack beta access then your best bet is to wait until launch.

Now is also a good time to announce that another pledge has been beaten with the paddle of Savanthood, and now stands beside us as a brother in this grim fraternity. Bragoon, a crimson haired warrior hailing from the frozen wastes of Washington first began his pilgrimage as a journeyman a little over three months ago. In a relatively short amount of time Bragoon was able to impress us with his prowess in digital warfare as well as his intriguing infatuation with Duran Duran. All those that bear the title of Savant have earned it, and Bragoon is certainly no different.

Is that some Duran Duran? =O

Grats bragoon =P

Duran Duran sucks.

I like you Bragoon. CoNgRatulatioNz

What the fuck?

You sound like a nice guy on vent... i'm happy for you man!

Picture looks like it took 5 mins or less to make in MS Paint.

WRU RIVERS!

This thread is far to loving.

And is terrible dimensions.

suck my dick

In an interstellar burst, I'm back to save the universe~

Lane's a faggot, plus I didn't get the chance to vote "NO".

Daniel's epic MS Paint works get progressively brutal as time goes on.